Oh, I get it now. The whole macaron craze, I mean.Macarons are just excuses to eat gobs of filling encased in a shell. It's a super-gooey and fatty cookie. Why didn't anyone tell me this before?
Nic & E made macarons, and they said they didn't do many of the suggested things for making macarons. They were still wildly successful. I took inspiration from them and decided to make macarons in one day.
Here was my recipe for the Macaron Batter/Dough:
3 egg whites + 50 g granulated sugar
200 g powdered sugar +110 g almonds
You know the drill by now: let the eggs age at room temp a while, then whip them until they're stiff and foamy, slowly adding the granulated sugar. Then make a fine powder with almonds and powdered sugar.
Okay, so I am too impulsive to let egg white sit out for 24-48 hours for the sole purpose of making macarons. I saw something online about microwaving the egg whites for 10 seconds to remove excess moisture, and guess what? IT FREAKING WORKS.
I microwaved the egg whites for 10 seconds initially after separating them from the yolks and putting them in a container. Then I let it sit out for an hour or so in my living room (with the fan on) while I putzed around. I microwaved it for 10 more seconds later. My microwave isn't very strong, and there was no noticeable difference in the eggs.
Oh, and the recipes I was going off of called for 90 g of egg whites, but my 3 eggs yielded 98 g. No adverse reactions here.
My hoarding powers came in handy and I had some slivered almonds in the freezer. I asked Albany John for help in blending them with his food processor. He loves that appliance. It blended most of them, but after sifting it into the egg mixture, there were some bits that had to go back and get blended a little more (too large and chunky). I added a little more powdered sugar to help it blend cohesively, and it worked just fine. I left these to sit in our windy living room to dry out for a little under an hour. Midway through Family Guy Albany John goes "Um, aren't you going to bake these?"
They really firmed up! They had a hard, dry shell I could poke and not get a sticky finger from.
I had my oven preheating at 300 F. I had 2 levels. One closer to the bottom, and one closer to the top. I placed two on the top rack and one on the bottom rack.
The bottom rack was too hot. These burned and generally turned into rejectarons after 5 minutes of baking. The burned parts in the background stuck aggressively to the parchment paper, but the ones in the foreground easily came off.It seems like burning messes with the sugar in these delicate little cookies. Overbake and they'll stick. Cook them just right and they'll slide right off. The overbaking worked out just fine though. The crappy burnt parts stuck, leaving ugly but tasty shells.
The top racks baked up as picture-perfect as I could have hoped. Dude, they even poofed up to have the poofy bottom part (the "feet", ew. I'm calling them poofy bottoms). My track record with meringues is terrible - I have failed at pretty much every other instance of whipped egg baking. I suck at even making macaroons in all of their coconutty goodness, so I pretty much figured I was screwed in the finicky macaron baking. But hey, I guess as long as you don't hope for much, you're good! It probably also helps that I had no real motivation to do them other than 'because'. I'm sure I would have had a burnt, soggy pile of rejectarons if I was making these for friends.

TA DA! Nous avons macarons! I decided to jazz up the filling with black sesame powder. Other than that it's a basic buttercream frosting recipe, with the addition of black sesame powder. Powdered sugar, butter, black sesame powder, milk. Fin.
I made way too much icing, so the rejectarons also got filled. NO MACARON, HOWEVER CRAPPY, WILL GO TO WASTE. SO HELP ME. The rejectarons were probably my favorite, because their cracked and gappy bottoms meant MORE ICING. The ideal macarons could only handle a little blop of icing. But some of these guys could take upwards of a tablespoon.
Also, were macarons created as vessels for delicious fillings? Because I really didn't taste much of the shell. The rejectaron above is overbaked and not very good looking. But guess what?

When you fill it up with an insane amount of frosting, it doesn't matter. Like, at all.
Labels: baking, cookies, dessert, French, gluten free, new food